Tara Firma Farms: Halloween!

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Halloween!

Tara Firma Farms Halloween!

Come One Come All
1st Annual Harvest Celebration!
A Halloween Event for the Whole Family!

Scarecrow building, Sack Races, Pumpkin carving, Biting for Apples
Ice Cream Making, Hay Maze, Corn Maze, Bon Fire at dusk, Petting Zoo!

10-22 Pumpkin Patch Corn Maze opened through Halloween!
10-31 Halloween !!!An Old Fashioned extravaganza, games, treats & fun for everyone! Noon through the evening!

The Food Program!

The Farm Food Program!
Membership has its priviledges and here they are:
• Membership is free to weekly customers
• Preferred cuts of meat and eggs are filled for members first
• 10% discount on purchases through value add
• Free delivery to a local drop point or 50% discount on special delivery
• Priority Status for all events!
• Sunrise to Sunset access to the Farm
• Farm Store Honor System!
• Free weekly educational seminars in animal husbandry and growing real food!

Here is the program:
1. Consider the $$ amount you wish to spend each week for chicken, beef, pork, veal and eggs, in $30 increments.
2. Consider the $$ amount you wish to spend in produce in $10 increments.
Then call (707) 765-1202 or e-mail Tara at tarafirmafarms.com and we will personally talk with you to set up your order, identify your drop site and answer all your questions!

Its that easy....

Farm Humor

An undercover Sheriff’s Deputy stops at a ranch and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.’

The old farmer says, ‘Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.’

The Deputy verbally explodes saying, ‘Mister, I have the authority
of the Sheriff’s Department with me.’ Reaching into his coat pocket,
he pulls out his badge and thrusts it in the farmer's face. ‘See this badge?
This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish..on any land.
No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?

The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

A little later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Deputy running
for his life, and close behind is the farmer’s bull. With every step the bull
is gaining ground on the officer. The Deputy is clearly terrified.

The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence
and yells at the top of his lungs…..

‘Your badge! Show him your badge!’

Tara Firma Farms

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Halloween!

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